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**Strolls up behind you and taps you on the shoulder**
**Tips fedora**
"Hello my fair lady. Hows't are you on this fine spring eve?"
**Takes off glasses with bravado and wipes them on handkerchief**
...
**Gently sighs and taps his cane on the ground waiting for a response**
**Takes off glasses again, this time with less bravado, and shifts weight back**
...
**Gently taps the fair lady on the shoulder again**
"Excuse me, madam, but my previous query has not been answered. Hows't are you?"
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**Impatience begins to build like a fire from a thousand suns**
**Anxiety begins to sink in**
**I should have never approached such a beautiful wildflower**
**Takes fedora off in complete disgust**
**I need to be more of a macho man like this lady is used to**
**Puffs out chest and stands on tippy toes**
**Lowers voice to that of barbaric levels**
**Feels slightly silly to be acting in such a non-aristocratic manner**
**Oh well, here goes nothing**
"Yo! How is today going for you, bitch!"
...
**Immediately regrets using such coarse vulgarities**
**Runs and hides behind corner**
**Peers out from behind corner to see if she is still there**
**Picks flower and hands it to the fair madam as a peace offering**
**I can't believe she is still here**
**I understand that she must be used to that language and vow never to utter such language again**
"My fair flower of the east, can you accept my apology?"
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**Takes off glasses and wipes tears forming in eyes**
**Looks down at feet and realizes that she thinks you are not of her class**
**Runs away again because he is frightened by her beauty**
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