The Monkey to Banana Paradox

"This is very similar to my Acorn Hypothesis which I postulated back in 2014.

• • • With such an abundance of squires, there should be more oak trees."

- Dr. Martin J. Care 

I see monkeys all the time when I am visiting my ex's parents in southern Georgia.  They swing from those damn trees - causing distracted drivers and pedestrians, broken limbs, and general natural habitat decay.  And every monkey that I have seen is wielding a banana in one of its free paws.  So the logic is, why aren't there more banana trees in the southern Georgia area?  Where are these bananas coming from initially?  And where do the peels go?  I have since opened an investigation at the Tifton, GA zoo and have requested a monkey hunting permit from the Georgia Department of Natural Resources.  More information to come...