Sex and Procreation

"Sex.  One word, but literally a dictionary worth of concepts and ideals on what it is. what it should be.  What it should feel like, sound like, smell like, taste like.  Sex. Why is it here and why are humans too weak to do anything about it."

- Dr. Martin J. Care

Sex is actually the root of all evil and is completely unnatural, unsatisfying, and unnecessary.  Let's break each of these points down.

Unnatural: the only time a human should be fully naked is at their time of birth and at their time of death.  All other periods of life, a human needs to stay clothed.  We don't have the exoskeleton of the beetle to keep us protected from the elements.  We don't have the fur of the oxen to keep us warm.  We don't have the feathers of the bird to wick heat.  We have skin.  Effective and flexible-but ultimately, weak skin.  That is it.  Mother nature didn't design us to survive without clothing.  It is time to listen to Mother.

It's ok to remove clothing for certain activities: personal hygiene, personal mediation, personal defecation/urination, etc., you will need to be fully exposed- however, these times are for the individual.  The individual needs to be of sound mind and body to be exposed by themselves.

Unsatisfying: the human orgasm is a lie that is propagated by the liberal/conservative/independent media.  It isn't real.  Here is the truth: sex hurts a lot, (some physical, but mainly emotionally), it is embarrassing, it is ugly, it is confusing, it is disturbing.  But the media wants you to believe that it is this wonderful toy!  "Sex is a brand new toy, wrapped up nice and tight, with a big green bow on it, gently resting under the Christmas tree."  However, consider this: when you open that gift, its not a shiny action figure- it's genital warts.  It's a burning sensation when you urinate.  It's a milky discharge that weeps from the lesions on your lymph nodes.  It's hyper sensitive nipples.  That is what sex is.

Unnecessary: its no secret that humans are actually able to reproduce asexually. Many studies have been done by non-government funded scientists that prove humans can be grown from a highly dense concentration of bone marrow and skin cells.  Once more, it doesn't take 9 months either.  Under the proper heating cycle, a human child can be spawned in as little as 15 days.

Why would the media lie to you about sex?  Shouldn't the media be our friends?  You are wrong again.  The media, just like the Levitation, is dirty and has a lust for money.  They force you to think a certain way.  They reflect our deep seeded desires.  Some take the bait and are lost forever.  The only way to succeed is to bottle your pathetic desires forever.