How to deal with vegans

"Man cannot live on bread, or salad, alone."

-  Dr. Martin J. Care

I have a lot of vegans in my life and like most of you - I am intimidated by them.  It is not just how they eat - it goes much deeper than that.  Here are some tips that you can use to combat their power over you:

• "I have a more refined palate, requiring flavors that go beyond the scope of a vegan diet."

• "I have a mental issue that requires me to eat foods outside of a vegan diet."  - Hint: You can use this response, even if you haven't been diagnosed.

• "My parents sexually assaulted me with a carrot when I was younger.  My PTSD will flair when I am exposed to a vegan diet."

• "I have specific enzymes in my system that require animal flesh.  That is as much detail as I would like to share."

• "My body works at a higher level than yours and can handle foods outside of a vegan diet."

• "All of the science that you think you know about the benefits of veganism is just propaganda created and disseminated by the big veg cabal."