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Our dog recently ran away.  Good riddance!  That mutt was getting a little too comfortable with my family and friends.  He would always come into any room that we were in and start wagging his tail and prancing around - acting very immature.  He totally took the attention away from me!

Paula O

My 3-year-old daughter recently told me that I was a "poopy" and then started laughing.  I tried to laugh it off like it didn't affect me, but it really caught me off guard.  I have been trying to keep my distance from her, but that insult keeps echoing in my head.  What should I do?

Korey J

I have approximately 20 different RFID chips strategically implanted across my body.  These chips tie together my drivers license, health insurance information, passport, bank account, and various social media profiles.  I just need to scan my wrist with a docking station and POOF - a transaction has taken place.  Furthermore, I am totally unafraid of being tracked by the government or advertisers.  Those are just myths, spawned by conspiracy theorists.

Bruce K

The way I see it, there are three different types of people in the world: those who read, those who listen, and those who play the violin.  Think about it and you will eventually fall into one of those categories!

Jim R