Emails - 11/18

I hate how my semen always tastes so bitter.  I wonder if it has anything to do with what I have been eating...?

Terrance J

In a way to combat non-religious weddings, I recently became an ordained minister online.  I can't wait to cross my fingers during the services I officiate - which will obviously nullify the marriage.  I am protecting people from sin.

Jayson K

I just got done raking the biggest pile of leaves in my front yard.  It was hard work, but I got through it.  I just needed to say this to someone because I have no one else in my life.

Carey L

I figured out the best way to stay sexually pure.  I took a crescent wrench, clamped down as hard as I could on my penis head, and then ripped the entire thing off.  Take that LUST!  You aren't coming into my body again.

Ryan G