Emails - 9/17

My favorite planet is the moon.  It’s so clear and white, like a giant dish, floating in space. Someday, I hope to go to the moon and be the first person buried there.  It would be even better if I was buried alive there, so I can be at one with my God.

Marion L

Being a performance artist, I am constantly trying to push the boundaries of what is possible, ethical, and decent.  For example, in my latest piece, I take a blade and shave off some of my forearm skin.  Then I either eat the bloody flesh or throw it at someone in the crowd.  But then you get someone complaining that what I do is too disturbing.  That’s the point! Some people are so uptight!

Aaron H

I usually dress my dog up in my clothes so I get an idea of how everything will look on me.  It’s great because I can try a bunch of different combinations on him until I find the perfect outfit.  Just think about how much money I save on not having to buy any more mannequins.

Debrah B

My 4-year-old newphew and I were hanging out at my cousins wedding this past weekend.  I told him this really great joke about three drunk priests and a dead hooker.  It was really raunchy- but really funny.  I couldn’t believe how hard Danny was laughing at my delivery and punchline.  His parents were pretty upset at me for talking like that in front of him, but it totally reaffirmed my dream of becoming a stand up comedian.

Mitchell R