Emails - 7/18

My son asked me if he could have a sip of my hot chocolate last night.  I told him - absolutely not, and gave him a look like - "you better never ask that again or you will get in trouble."  That shut him up.

Brian H

I like doing a roll reversal exercise with my dog.  I put on his collar and eat out of his bowl and he puts on my clothes and pretends to drive my car.  I am a very lonely person, so this is a great way to have fun.

Matt C

I never understood the saying, "you can't take your money with you when you die."  Of course I can.  I plan on being cremated along with my entire savings.  I don't want anyone else to have what is mine!

Cal D

I try to do one nice thing everyday.  I also try to do one evil thing everyday.  I don't want anyone to think I am weak by being too nice.

Frank O