My son asked me if he could have a sip of my hot chocolate last night. I told him - absolutely not, and gave him a look like - "you better never ask that again or you will get in trouble." That shut him up.
Brian H
I like doing a roll reversal exercise with my dog. I put on his collar and eat out of his bowl and he puts on my clothes and pretends to drive my car. I am a very lonely person, so this is a great way to have fun.
Matt C
I never understood the saying, "you can't take your money with you when you die." Of course I can. I plan on being cremated along with my entire savings. I don't want anyone else to have what is mine!
Cal D
I try to do one nice thing everyday. I also try to do one evil thing everyday. I don't want anyone to think I am weak by being too nice.
Frank O