Emails - 2/18

One of my son's favorite past times is dismembering his toys.  He rips the arms off stuffed animals, cuts off his action figure's legs, and melts his little army men over the gas stove pilot light.  Now he wants a big knife for his birthday.  What should my life partner and I do?

Glen L

The world isn't flat, but it isn't round either.  Earth is a giant pyramid.  I was thinking about this last night--the reason why earth looks round is because of the atmosphere distorting the shape!  It has to be a pyramid!  The ancient Egyptians got it right with what they were building.  Those weren't temples for kings and queens-- they were maps!

Steven G

I think I have a real problem.  My girlfriend no longer looks like she once did.  Its like she is a completely different person.  Sometimes when I see her walking home on her way from work- I will call out her name- but she doesn't look anymore.  I ran up to her yesterday and she said that she does not know me and has never seen me before. Have I lost her for good? I am really stressing out here.

Allen P

My cousin is going back to school to get her masters and I am slightly jealous because I am a high school drop out.  How am I suppose to compete with that?  I mean, I know I am skinnier than her and have better hair and skin, but people keep saying how proud they are of her.  It really pissing me off.

Kara R