As a Canadian restaurateur, I find it offensive when customers try ordering "American" or "Swiss" cheese. This is Canada. We have Canadian cheese.
Sven T
Using binary instead of the alphabet is fun because it takes longer and is more confusing.
Gale I
Anything that does not work out in my favor is clearly a concerted effort by secret agents to silence me and destroy my free spirit. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Vance A
There is an iodine conspiracy that is being propagated against our society. I don't fully understand what it means or how it is affecting us - I am not even sure what iodine is or what it does, but that doesn't mean that this is happening.
Haley W