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I am teaching my kids that evolution is real.  Of course, I secretly believe that evolution is not real and is actually a dangerous trap set up by the devil.  However, after all of my other past transgressions, my plan is that if my kids actually accept evolution- they will become even worse sinners than me, and I will look better by comparison in God's eyes.  What do you think?

Thank you for your time,

Joel B

I lost everything a few days ago.  My wife, my kids, my business, my house.  I couldn't be happier.  I needed to get back to ground zero so I could see the illusion that is surrounding us.  I don't need any of those things to be happy.  The only thing that I need is knowing that I am free while others are still behind financial bars, begging for help.

Thanks for listening,

Terri O

There is something about getting buried naked that just seems so proper to me.  I was born naked-- I should die naked.  I was born without teeth, so bury me without teeth.  I was born without hair, so shave me and bury me without hair.  I was born with a conjoined twin--so when I die, find Kent, kill him, sew him to my torso, and bury him with me!

Kevin S

My magnets don't have a lot of power.  Any suggestions on what I can do to increase their pulling and stopping ability?

Thanks,

Dru N