The Morning Squeeze

Nothing is better than taking a nice, big morning shit.  It doesn't matter if it comes out solid or liquidy, hard as rocks or like a smooth paste - the relief you experience is unmatched.  That pulsating feeling of pushing and sucking a log of crap in and out of your sphincter is refined, treated, and bottled - then we put it on the radio.  So let's pull down our pants, tuck in our genitals, and squeeze out some magic.

On the true voice of the people - WTTT