Nothing is better than taking a nice, big morning shit. It doesn't matter if it comes out solid or liquidy, hard as rocks or like a smooth paste - the relief you experience is unmatched. That pulsating feeling of pushing and sucking a log of crap in and out of your sphincter is refined, treated, and bottled - then we put it on the radio. So let's pull down our pants, tuck in our genitals, and squeeze out some magic.
On the true voice of the people - WTTT