9/2/09: Alien Nation - with Carter Rockwell

Recorded/Transcribed: 9/2/2009 - WTTT's United Public Radio

This is United Public Radio.  But maybe it isn't and you are just dreaming this.  Now it's time for your nightly dosing of lithium and xanax.  It's Alien Nation with Carter Rockwell.

Look up into the skies and ask yourself the question, "I am not alone." We cannot be alone.  It is impossible.  The universe is limitless.  The universe is infinite.  That means there are an infinite number of possibilities.  There is an infinite number of Carter Rockwells speaking, right now, saying the same thing.  They are just in other parts within the megasphere.  One day, I hope to meet one of the infinite amount of my alien clones and make love to him- just to see how good I am.

This is Alien Nation.  The only show that transmits its signal via radio wave, shortwave, microwave, satellite, podcast, chat room, smoke signal, and flag semaphore.  Why?  Because we need to get this signal, this message, out there.  What if the only way aliens can see into our reality is via Morse code?  What about if they can only understand what I am saying if I scream incoherently at my neighbor's apple tree?  That is why our signalling and communication must be varied.  It is the only way to make sure I am heard.  In other words, Alien Nation is all about inclusion.

Now, I have seen over 45 different alien crafts, flying in our skies, throughout my life.  I have seen over 150 different species of alien life forms, whether I am on earth or in space.  I have personally been probed over 5,000 times- in fact, I am currently probed right now.  I prefer it that way.  And guess what, out of all of these interactions that I have had with alien life, can you guess what the common thread is between everything....it is acceptance.  They accept the fact that they are the supreme beings.  They accept the fact that they must take over our planet.  And we humans, on earth, accept the fact that we will soon be nothing more than sexual servants to our alien overlords.  Again, its all about acceptance.

My favorite part about night-time gazing is looking up at the sky and realizing that each and every speck of light that is coming down from the heavens is actually a small hole in our reality and we are actually seeing into these different multi and megaverses.  And its not that I don't believe in stars, because I definitely do.  I just believe that stars are either black or invisible or so small that our eyes cannot perceive them.  Have you ever considered this-- stars are actually what we consider atoms.  Just think about that.  

Some of the research that I have seen while I have been abducted is absolutely amazing.  For example, when the Greys abducted me, they showed me this completely different system for numbers and letters that is incredible and beautiful.  It is like music.  Really loud and staticy music.  Also, when the lizards abducted me, they taught me to speak without using the letters "T," "S," or "R."  Amazing abilities....I mean ability.  And when the spirit energies abducted me, I was able to see all and know all.  I learned how to create my own universe and populate it with my own, tiny civilizations, and they worshiped me.  Actually worshiped me....and not like how my wife worships me, where it is based on fear...rather, these small civilizations on these small planets I created worshiped me based off of love.

Alright, now lets go to the phones here on Alien Nation.  Kevin from Salt Lake City- send your question out into the universe and we will see what comes back.

Kevin- Carter, I am currently being abducted right now!  I am about 30 feet off the ground, slowly ascending into the sky.  There is a blueish-light tube that is covering my space.  And here is the thing...I am not afraid at all.  I am completely at peace.  Hurry up already and suck me up faster!

That is great news Kevin!  I love that feeling of being pulled away from my house, family, and friends.  Its like a pause button on reality.  A place to go with no earth rules or earth responsibilities.  A place where I feel like I belong.  A place where I am not bound by any restraining orders against any exes or families of exes.

Louie from Pickelville, South Carolina- The skies have opened and have chosen you.  What is your question.

Louie- Hello Carter.  I love the show.  My wife was abducted by aliens and has been replaced with a woman that kind of looks like her, but she is much fatter.  I want the smaller, more attractive woman I married 25 years ago BACK NOW!  Who can I talk to about making this happen?

Louie, I am sorry, but your wife is gone and is never coming back.  As soon as the Greens start replacing your loved ones with imperfect duplicates, that is that.  Case closed.  Book shut.  The same thing happened with 2 of my children.  Only they were never replaced with duplicates....maybe Ryan and Drew just ran away...or fell into the river...

Thomas from Fairbanks, you are on Alien Nation.  Speak now.

Thomas- Carter, I am really upset with you.  You told me in a dream that I should sleep without a shirt on for a week so that the aliens would be able to abduct my colon cancer and I would be free from disease without having to go to the expensive hospital.  Well...I still have cancer.  Your dream version lied to me and I will never forgive you!

Thomas- I am so sorry for your loss....or should I say, your lack of loss.  And you are right, it is in someway, my fault.  You should have had a better dream experience with me.  And for that I am sorry.  Let me give you this.  The next time that I am abducted, I will put in a good word for your colon cancer....or should I say, a bad word.

Well, that about does it for tonight's transmission.  I can't believe that we have been talking for nearly 3 hours...I guess that is what happens when you are put into a time warp....or are just talking very, very slowly.  Until our next broadcast, look to the sky for all of your answers!