9/15/09: Alien Nation - with Carter Rockwell

Recorded/Transcribed: 9/15/2009 - WTTT's United Public Radio

This is United Public Radio.  Just like regular radio, but without any of that troublesome, "call-to-action" advertising.  Now it's time to crack your life spheres and lay spread eagle for examination.  It's Alien Nation with Carter Rockwell.

Are your dreams a key to finding a portal into a different dimension or simply the result of your brain's various chemical and hormonal reactions?  The world will never know.  I personally believe that dreams are encrypted messages from our past that our alien over-watchers project down into our skulls every night as a way to communicate and torment us.  Dreams.  There is that word again.  I have been having so many vivid dreams lately, that I am wondering if I am actually falling asleep.  I go to my sleeping cell, pull up the covers, and stare up at the ceiling.  The clock on the wall says 11:30 pm.  Then, in my dream, I watch the clock for 7 hours straight, until it is 6:30 am.  But my eyes are still open and I am still very tired.  My entire dream was watching this clock!  Amazing!  What is that dream trying to tell me?  Is it telling me that I need to find a new career?  Hopefully.  Is it telling me to get more exercise?  Perhaps.  Is it telling me that I have strong matricidal tendencies?  Most definitely.

My favorite time of the night is when you can see all the planets and moons and stars in the entire universe-all at the same time - all without any telescopes or magnifying glasses.  I like imagining what it is like to be up in outer space.  I hold my breath for a few minutes and place an ice pack on my solar plexus to simulate the frozen breath of the universe.  I will then take a stethoscope, place it on the ground, and listen to earth's heartbeat.  If I am quiet enough, I can hear it...I think.  It is such a great way to connect to our reality spheroid we are living in.

Speaking of spheroids - I have noticed that all of the circles that I have been drawing, sketching, and painting lately are starting to grow in size.  For example, yesterday I was working on drawing a few hundred circles in my notebook with just a basic pencil.  I had to stop for a few moments to change my adult diaper and fertilize my plants - (as I have said in the past, I do not trust my local water treatment plant to properly handle my secretions,) but when I return to my note book, my circles were significantly larger!  This is amazing! The prophecy that I spoke of 3 months ago is starting to become true!  When things we create become larger, the apocalypse is upon us and we must rejoice!  My circles are bigger!

Let's go to the phones on this high note about the world and all existence finally ending!  Kevin in Salt Lake City - speak to me like its the last thing you ever do, because it probably will be!

Kevin- Carter, I wanted to say thank you for giving us the good news about the world ending!  I have been anxiously waiting this day for years as I have always been too afraid of suicide!  Thanks again!

Kevin, you are certainly welcome!  But don't let this news prevent you from taking action!  Many of my family members have killed themselves and each one of them left behind a beautiful note saying how easy it was going to be.  Once more, the ones that still had their face and/or head fully intact after they died, had a smile on their face!  Go in peace Kevin!

Roger from Tulsa!  I see the future and you are asking me a question after I stop talking!

Roger- I love ham but I am afraid that it won't be there in the after life.  What will I have for lunch once we are all dead?

Roger, that is a great question that I think is on the minds of a lot of listeners.  However, we are out of time and there is little to no chance that I will remember to answer this question on our next show, if we do have another show!  Remember earth friends, look up into the sky and see your future!